Sunday, May 18, 2008

Violating the Pig

So while wonder was busy popping out kids and taking a break from being a working bitch, Kunty was across the pond trying to finish her schooling in order to get her Master's. Having done so both were being wooed by the Great Schlong. The Schlong knew that to get one or the other back he had to make promises. One of them being that they would be working together the WHOLE season (or at least until Wonder moved to be with her husband) and that he would get them a pick up truck, not as big as Pool Master Kat's but something so that Amazon Wonder would not have to look like the HunchBack Of Notre Dame getting in and out of to get equipment and chemicals. Needless to say a month went by and still no truck, and the Great Schlong started to make excuses. After much thought and descussion Kunty and Wonder came up with a plan. Like any Hero the Great Schlong had his weakness, Wonders 44DD breasts. Now Wonder being the responsible hero that she was only used them in times of great distress. This being one of them. So while at one of their pools Kunty comes up with an idea. You see this one pool has wooden pigs throughout the yard and the Great Schlong for some reason thinks that wooden farm animals in the front yard are a good idea. So why not combine two of his favorite things. "Go and get your camera phone and take your top off and sit on the pig, then send it to the Great Schlong. " Without a moments hesitation Wonder replies "ok" and sets off to get the phone. Sitting astride the pig TOPLESS and rodeo style trying not to laugh her ass of when Kunty takes the picture. They send it to the Schlong who responds in text message ' Just awesome just awesome. ' The whole day the picture cracks up our heros and has made the Schlong talk about what kind of truck they will be getting. The moral of the story here? Only use your super powers for GOOD not Evil!

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