The Enoch Incident

So it's the summer of pool bitching and our heros, yes I did say hero's Kunty Kunterson and Wonder Titts who are yet again working for the order of the Schlong in trying to get the pools right for the Hampton's Elite along side their more humble coworkers whom we shall describe at a later date. Kunty and Wonder are slamming through the openings one fine May morning thinking hey we will DEFINATLY have these pools on the Great Schlong's list open by Memorial Day, when they happen upon the dreaded Nappeauge Stretch to the Horrid Enoch Pool. Now keep in mind that this pool is a vyn-all pool and is in DESPERATE need of a new liner, but with the evil Enoch forces refusing to replace it for YEARS the pool shows no signs of hope until in their trusty white steed our super hero's arrive, ok so it was a white ford van with the pool company logo on the side but you get the point. After two days of filling, again NEW LINER ENOCH they take off the cover only to find that the blue liner is GREEN from the Alge. So they do what any good pool bitch would do and they pull out all the stops the over board pump the extra hoses the extension cords the 5gallons of liquid chlorine the nets the brushes ALL OF IT. Well, while our unsuspecting hero's are working in seperate area's the equipment decides to help the pool try and take them down. Fist Kunty can be heard yelling and cussing by the filter and pump. Then wonder sets up the overboard and starts to suck the algae out of said pool. Unsuspecting Kunty wanders on to the deck only to be tripped by the extension cord. The pump STOPS. Kunty and Wonder gaze at each other wonder what is going to happen next, when all of a sudden, there is a sizzling sound and THE CORDS CATCH FIRE. Now our hero's always the professionals look at each other and start screaming like the girls they are, until Wonder Titts has the where with all to shout at Kunty Kunterson "UNPLUG THE CORD UNPLUG THE CORD" Kunty sprints to the side of the house and unplugs the extension cord while the fire continues to grow. Why not just throw said pump into the pool to extenguish the flames you ask? Because at the precise moment our superhero's were both TOOLES. Lucky for them in the misdt of all the girly screaming there was a running house and Kunty started to put out the fire. Alas, order was restored and Kunty and Wonder picked up the implements of destruction, I mean pool cleaning and said to each other "FUCK THIS LET'S GO HAVE A BEER"